As the battle between your best friend and your boyfriend rages on, like Switzerland, you always say…
I’m Staying Neutral
$9.99
Additional information
| Weight | 0.5 oz |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 1.125 × 1.125 × 3 in |
| Color | Brown, Neutral |
| Characteristic | Cream |
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