Swaying in your man’s arms as the jukebox fills your favorite dive bar with the sound of Elvis Presley’s voice. There’s no way anyone could feel sad in this holiday blue.
Blue, Blue Christmas
$9.99
Additional information
| Weight | 0.5 oz |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 1.125 × 1.125 × 3 in |
| Color | Blue |
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NO Nudes for you!
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